Currently, the bad housekeeper has the following items in her purse: a wallet, various lipsticks, three pay stubs, an empty pack of Camel Lights, forty-seven cents, pliers, a crayon drawing of a scarecrow, watch with dead battery, a keychain bought in New Mexico made of a dead scorpion embedded in resin, three pens with ink and one with no ink, a movie ticket, pain medicine, and a near-empty 20 oz. bottle of Mountain Dew.
The bad housekeeper favors large, slouchy purses.
She knows a kick-ass recipe for Mexican cornbread, won’t say no if you request to use her kitchen to make homemade beer (as long as YOU handle the clean-up), and always finds it difficult to locate a pair of tights without a run.
She may be you, your best friend, your enemy, or the person you go to when you need to feel better about your own life.
Whichever is true, this blog’s for you. Cheers!
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